December 2009
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How to Poop at Work
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it...
February 2009
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Splendid (via lonelysandwich)
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Or an addiction that will require you to get more...
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Tumblr is such an amazing form of therapy for me.
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Wierd Jaoquin Phoenix bit on Letterman →
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS.
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theduty:
40-ish…………………………49 Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends Athletic……………………….No boobs Average looking……………..Ugly Beautiful………………………Pathological liar Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure…………..On medication Feminist……………………….Fat Free spirit……………………..Junkie Friendship first……………….Former slut Fun…………………………….Annoying Gentle…………………………Dull...
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Watchchristinahaberkern:
bringtheruckuss:
Seth Rogan in
the trailer for
Observe and Report.
This movie had me at Aziz.
Watchsuper neato
leave obama and his fries alone.
zoee:
Paul Rudd & Conan O’Brien gif
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