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dirty potatoes scattered around
mizzlerocks: I don’t like sushi… UuuFoooo! Hard Gay!
2:13 am February 23, 2009

mizzlerocks:

I don’t like sushi…

UuuFoooo! Hard Gay!

fighterofthenightman: theduty: even goonies grow up… sadly. NO WAY! This picture is ridiculous. I’m speechless. Goonies never say die.
8:28 pm February 22, 2009

fighterofthenightman:

theduty:

even goonies grow up…

sadly.

NO WAY! This picture is ridiculous.

I’m speechless. Goonies never say die.

1:58 am February 22, 2009

crunk

12:26 am February 21, 2009

syntheticpubes:

Splendid (via lonelysandwich)

+1

(via soulgarden)

Tumblr is such an amazing form of therapy for me.

12:35 am February 15, 2009
Or an addiction that will require you to get more therapy!
I must own this
12:34 am February 15, 2009

I must own this

1:45 am February 14, 2009

moron seacrest high fives a blind kid

Wierd Jaoquin Phoenix bit on Letterman
10:24 pm February 11, 2009

fighterofthenightman:

theduty:

40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer

Im sorry, that is hilarious.

9:55 pm February 11, 2009
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christinahaberkern: phazerblast: favorite: if i knew all the words, i would write myself out of here - #8
10:44 pm February 9, 2009

christinahaberkern:

phazerblast:

favorite:

if i knew all the words, i would write myself out of here - #8